Come one, come all!
To the new and improved Bubble Guts location,
1375 Hwy 1 West, Iowa City, Iowa 52246
Grand Opening January 17, 2012
Closing January 26, 2012
Stay tuned for daily visiting hours, or email bubblegutsenterprizes@gmail.com to make an appointment. The tinctures are well-stocked and ready for Iowans!
That's right, folks -- we're only open for NINE days! So don't miss out!
The last time I saw the good Doctor Buttzer was in Walla Walla, Washington back in 2002. I was at a county fair, and had recently burned my tongue on a fried Twinkie, and in shock, had stubbed my toe on a tent stake. In the distance, I could hear a man proclaiming his distribution of tinctures, which possessed superb healing capabilities. To my surprise, Buttzer handed me a vial, I knocked it back, and within twenty minutes, my burned mouth was moist again and my toe was good as new.
ReplyDeleteI've waited for years for Harry to come to Iowa -- it's on the far side of the state for me, but it's worth it. Get it while the gettin's good!
He's right, folks, you've never sausage a place.
Best, Ron
We people out here on the west coast have just recently been hearing of Dr. Buttzer's amazing results. Since I was a young girl I was plagued with extremely hairy legs. People, to my embarrassment, would refer to me, (behind my back) as the brillo pad. Nothing helped; I tried all types of hair removals, including electrolysis. Then a smoothed legged friend of mine told me her secret; she had visited Dr Buttzer and had amazing results. I contacted the Dr. and was invited to visit his establishment which I did. After just this first visit I am please to share with you folks, that I am a smooth walker. I give Dr. Buttzer my highest recommendations. He is one mighty fine Doctor!
ReplyDeleteBest Wishes,
Harriet